It's like a Pie, inside a Cake, inside my Tummy!

via: http://bakingbites.com/2010/10/pie-meets-cake-in-the-pumpple-cake/

"A PU BA PA BI TA CHA PA KA KAAA!"

Forget the double down...

We need to get a petition started to get these other artery clogging treats into Canada ASAP. #9 McLobster Roll? Seriously, where the fuck do I find one of these in Canada? Why does Japan have all the weird stuff and tasty food?!


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McRibwich

Always funnier in another language



http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/2010/10/mcdonalds_mcrib_sandwich_simpsons_st_louis_food_blog_101110.php

ChrisArchitect Edit: here's the animated gif

Oct.18 circle your calendars

KFC coming to Canada!

540 calories
30 grams of fat
1,740 mg of sodium

double down!

What do you want Michael Dorn? A McDLT

What do you want Michael?

A McD.L.T.

No, I already told you they don't make those anymore!

You know, sometimes it's a regional thing. You could ask.

No MacDonald's anywhere makes a McD.L.T anymore!

Just saying they have all the ingredients for a McD.L.T.

-- Stewie and Michael Dorn, Family Guy Star Trek TNG episode "Not All Dogs Go to Heaven"

Greedy as a Pig (Mmm Jello)

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

--BrickTop, Snatch

Fuck You Sea Chicken!

Fast food mafia