Star Wars Fans Never Happy - How Jedi Should Have Ended, Star Wars Uncut

Star Wars fans are never happy.  For years, they've been critiquing, protesting, having lightsaber duels amongst themselves and loving and hating George Lucas and his epic film universe creation.  The latest in a galaxy of Star Wars commentary, thanks to the DIY engine that is the Internet, is something from a site called How It Should Have Ended. For this edition of their video series they tackle How Return Of The Jedi Should Have Ended.

Wait, there's more.  After the project got put together a few years ago, Star Wars Uncut has been released to the masses nicely edited and packed up into one epic New Hope Director's Cut.  If you recall, the project was for fan submissions of every single 15 second block of Star Wars to be pieced together creating a unique spin on the entire movie.  If you've got 2 hours, it might be worth checking out ..if anything for the randomness and to up your geek level +10.  I think we will tackle it 10 minutes at a time.

Jedi Academy Begins Training Squirrels

In light of all the younglings being killed off (too soon?), the Jedi High Council approved a program to invite squirrels from across the galaxy to be Jedis-in-Training.

The Force is Strong with this Squirrel.  (The Cheese needed some more squirrel posts too.)

That's a pretty crazy squirrel there.  I guess that means the Squirrel Army around my house of native black squirrels are all Sith.

Greenpeace Rebel Scum use The Force to target Volkswagen

Just when you thought the Commercial Force couldn't get any wackier....

Greenpeace seems to have been inspired by VW's Superbowl ad but also has disdain for the car manufacturer.  They do believe there is still good in Volkswagen though.

Campaign site for it is pretty elaborate too:

VW Dark Side Greenpeace campaign website - Rebellion/Rebel Scum/yadda yadda

Little Girl Joins Darth: If You Won't Turn to The Dark Side, Perhaps She Will

Young Padawan in the Jedi Academy confronted by Darth Vader

Dicks with lightsabers?

Jedi A-holes

SW Playsets?

Jedi Master Obama wacky pic

It is crazy enough that Obama is wielding a lightsaber but.. is that guy really picking his nose? and how about the kid in the Chicago 2016 big shirt

this pic has a ton of wacky stuff

Consider this: "Ewok" is a household word, despite the fact that it's never once spoken in the film.

--1 of 50 Reasons why Return of the Jedi sucks