Showing posts with label quote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quote. Show all posts

Friday, April 9, 2010

Greedy as a Pig (Mmm Jello)

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
--BrickTop, Snatch

Friday, April 17, 2009

Pan to Rover Hendrix

Vet: Mr. Simpson, this is serious. If you take one more cannonball to the gut, you will die.
Homer: Die? Well, you don't scare me, doc, 'cause dying would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?
Vet: Yes: "Pick up your puppy."
[pan to Rover Hendrix]

-- The Simpsons, 'Homerpalooza' episode 3F21
 
 
 

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Finally, and very quickly, I would like to introduce all the lads who are going to do the job with me.

Arthur,
Frank,
Rozzer,
Coco,


Yellow,
Camp Freddie you all know.


Roger, Dave and Lorna will be in reserve with three fast cars in case anything goes wrong.

Right?
Now, it's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is, we all work together as a team.


And that means you do everything I say.


--Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) in The Italian Job



Friday, March 27, 2009

Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three - medium brown...

-- Grampa Simpson

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Consider this: "Ewok" is a household word, despite the fact that it's never once spoken in the film.

--1 of 50 Reasons why Return of the Jedi sucks