(performs a search on his blackberry and scrolls to the page 5)
JB: I've found a company who's local in Washington, DC. Let me call them! (dials number) Hello?!
Dude on the Phone: Thank ... you ... for ... calling -
JB: I don't have time for this! I need data recovery off this media device right now!
DP: - data ... recovery ... how ... can ... I ... help ... you?
JB: Listen! I have this unknown media device and I absolutely need the data from it!
DP: we ... can ... perform ... a ... com-plete ... evaluation ... on the unit ... within ... 4 ... to ... 6 hours -
JB: FOUR TO SIX HOURS?! This is a matter of national security!
DP: well ... we ... have ... a ... fast ... track ... service ... whereby ... we ... can ... expedite -
JB: MY NAME IS JACK BAUER! I'M WORKING WITH THE F.B.I. THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY -
DP: ... at ... a ... nominal ... fee ... of $350
JB: oh damn, how much? ok, where is your office?
DP: we ... are ... located ... at -
JB: Hold up! You aren't even in the Washington area! WTF? Nevermind, I'm sending a chopper over to deliver it.
(gives SD card to pilot who takes off for New York)
DP: - just ... north ... of ... Manhattan ... the ... zip ... code ... is -
JB: Hold on, I have another call
DP: - if ... you ... just ... turn ... left ... at ... the ... hooters ... you ... should ... be ... able ... to ... see ... our ... building ... thank ... you ... for ... calling ... have .......... a ........... nice .......... day.
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